so apparently there’s a sequel to the my penis and i documentary (Tragic Tale of a cis man and the struggle of having a really small penis) and i’m only one minute into the sequel and he’s talking about the triumphs men have made over the years in regards to talking openly about the cis male body. i Cant believe this

marquise8ossyfangs:

cherubplaycomics:

that’s not even mentioning the femjohns.

FUCKING *THANK* YOU

sagihairius:

cosplaying

pros: cons

cons: pros

ostracizedpoodle:

no one actually masturbates it’s just a running joke and if you do you’re sick

darrynek:

News

thesassylorax:

bonehatter:

thesassylorax:

the hot topic stores open their doors

there upon those floors the kids discover gamzee

his polka dots

his slime

his randomness

the new GIR is upon us

the beginning of the end is here

In the high school halls, you can hear the freshman chanting

"H0nk!!!!….I’m so random!! :0)"

"MoThEr fUcKiNg pIe~"

mspautumn:

okay but can we take a minute to appreciate the Lilo & Stitch concept art

johannathemad:

shut up Sokka

baby: t- t-
parents: the baby's first words!
baby: t- thh- th-
parents: three??? thing???
baby: t- tha- tha-
baby: That’s right, I am Kira. And what can you do? Kill me right here? Hear this: I’m not only Kira, but I’m also God of the new world. Kira has become law in the world we now live. He’s the one who’s maintaining order. I have become justice, the only hope for mankind. Kill me? Is that really the right thing to do? Since Kira’s appearance six years ago, wars have stopped and global crime rates have been reduced by over 70%, but it’s not enough! This world is still rotten… with too many rotten people…. Somebody has to do this! And when I first got that notebook all those years ago, I knew I had to do it—no, I was the only one who could! I understood that killing people was a crime. THERE WAS NO OTHER WAY! THE WORLD HAD TO BE FIXED! A purpose given to me! Only I could do it! Who else could’ve done it and come this far?! WOULD THEY’VE KEPT GOING?! … The only one… who can create a new world… is me…

save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

image

tishue:

birb

sniffing:

distressed—teens:

ddaughter:

i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison that rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

Finally someone said it.

rhymewithrachel:

sie sind das essen und wir all in this together

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