noemail:

snoop dog going around in a blonde bob wig telling people he’s a white man named Todd is the best piece of performance art of 2014

kyleehenke:

so when you visit the cards against humanity booth you can print your own free custom card and

hi! i saw your readmore post and i just wanna say congrats and you look so good!!

thank you so much!!!

femburton:

human-sloth:

this is the most important thing on the internet today

please explain this
snoopdogg
Friend: Do you watch Anime?
Me: Are you sure you're ready for this conversation?

seriousjones:

gluten free person: excuse me, but do you have any gf options?

me:

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aniki-tony:

Bringing the Pro-pain

ayanamis:

mickeyriku:

can’t sleep without holding onto a motherfucker

4chords and 20 years ago

almost 3 weeks!!

bandages have finally come off! 

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i’ve come to learn that eating chips and salsa while watching parks and rec never fails to improve any mood

fairyhaired:

rivermoth:

If ur feeling small today I dare you to sit up straighter, look someone who scares u directly in the eye, take up room at the dinner table, make yourself bigger, when ‘sorry’ laps at the back of your tongue, tries to pick up after you, remind yourself that your existence doesn’t demand an apology, that you are allowed to make mess and take up space, do not be afraid to expand. Every single goddamn minute. Expand, expand, expand

i needed this today

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storming-fallen-angels:

ATTENTION EVERYONE IN INDIANA AND SURROUNDING STATES

An Amber Alert was just issued for the abduction of the baby above, Delano Wilson. He was abducted at noon today(8/27) and is assumed to be with a White manm 25-30 years old, 5’6”-5’9”, meduim build, short brown hair with a Hispanic female, 25-30 years old, thin build, Long brown hair. They are assumed to be in a Blue Ford Tarus, older model 2000-2003 4 door.

Please spread the word so he can come home to his family. He was abducted around an  ALLEY OF THE 1400 BLOCK OF HENRY STREET in INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA.

HE IS IN EXTREME DANGER

If you know any information call 1-888-58AMBER

Full information can be found here

BOOOOOST!!!!!!!!!!!

i cant believe i got tagged by THe hiccup haddock to Do A Meme. wow

ppl im tagging: anyone who wants to do it

1. name
2. url
3. blog title
4. crush
5. favorite color
6. something in caps
7. favorite bands
8. favorite number
9. favorite drink
10. tag 10 other blogs

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